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Quotes page 13
Yogi Berra
Said:
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
All pitchers
are liars or crybabies.
Always go to
other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Baseball is
ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Congratulations.
I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Even Napoleon
had his Watergate.
Half the lies
they tell about me aren't true.
He hits from
both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
How can you
think and hit at the same time?
I always
thought that record would stand until it was broken.
I just want to
thank everyone who made this day necessary.
I never blame
myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change
bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get
mad at myself?
I never said
most of the things I said.
I think Little
League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
I wish I had an
answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
I'm a lucky guy
and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making
this night necessary.
I'm not going
to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
If people don't
want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
If the world
was perfect, it wouldn't be.
If you ask me
anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
If you come to
a fork in the road, take it.
If you don't
know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
In baseball,
you don't know nothing.
In theory there
is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
It ain't over
till it's over.
It ain't the
heat, it's the humility.
It gets late
early out there.
It was
impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
It's like deja-vu,
all over again.
It's pretty
far, but it doesn't seem like it.
Little League
baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Nobody goes
there anymore. It's too crowded.
Slump? I ain't
in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
So I'm ugly. So
what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
The future
ain't what it used to be.
The future
isn't what it used to be.
The only color
I don't have is navy brown.
The other teams
could make trouble for us if they win.
The towels were
so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
There are some
people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
We have deep
depth.
We made too
many wrong mistakes.
When you arrive
at a fork in the road, take it.
You better cut
the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
You can observe
a lot by just watching.
You got to be
careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
You got to be
very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get
there.
You should
always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
You wouldn't
have won if we'd beaten you.
You've got to
be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get
there.
You've got to
be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get
there.