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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. 

 

I value the friend who finds time for me on his calendar.  I cherish the friend who
does not consult his calendar.

 

It is important that our friends feel that we are frank with them.  It is important to 
our friendship that we are not.

 

Friends ask how we are – and wait for the answer.

 

The bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies,
probably because they are the same people.

 

It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight.

 

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.  

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 

Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.

 

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves look like dogs.

 

A lot that passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work.

 

Don’t tell me how hard you work.  Tell me what you’ve got done.

 

Do it yourself test for paranoia:  You’ve got it if you can’t think of anything that’s your fault.

 

Everybody is ignorant – only in different subjects.

 

Nothing offered unsolicited by a stranger is free.  Be careful what you fall for.

 

Opportunities are never lost.  The other fellow takes those you miss.

 

Opportunity is often difficult to recognize.  It does not beckon you will bells and whistles.

 

Problems are often opportunities in disguise.

 

What isn’t tried won’t work.

 

Yes.  Risk-taking is failure prone.  Otherwise it would be called sure-thing taking.

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