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Did you hear the one about......
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an
exceptionally tall, handsome young man entered. He was so striking that the
woman could
not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly
toward them. Before
she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said
to her, "I'll
do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $100, on one
condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, took some money from
his purse,
and gladly pressed it into the young man's hand.
She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said ...
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"Clean my house."
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Skinny
Dipping
An old man in Georgia had a large
pond on his property next to the road.
The bank around the pond was loaded with fruit trees.
One day he decided to go down to the pond to get some fruit, so he
grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring it back.
As he neared the pond he heard splashing and laughter.
He soon saw that several young women had parked at the side of the
road, climbed the fence and
were skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly
splashing to the deep end.
One of them shouted, "We're naked and we 're not coming out
until you leave!"
The old man frowned and yelled back,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the pond.:
Holding the bucket up he said,
" I'm just here to feed the alligator."
Old men may not be able to run fast, but they can still think fast!
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